If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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