Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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