U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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