Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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