Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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