Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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