also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I got inside last night via doggy door
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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