Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
