i'm signing you up for texting rehab
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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