after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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