just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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