Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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