At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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