Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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