Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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