Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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