Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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