The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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