I wanna passion pit in your ass
they need to just BURY HIM!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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