I got chris browned last night
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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