So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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