Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize