I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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