Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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