I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
