If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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