Are we in a gay sports bar?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
