He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We talked him into tasing himself.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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