i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
