no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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