I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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