Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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