Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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