Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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