Having a random hookup so left but love u
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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