...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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