Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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