So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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