your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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