i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I touched a dick in church today
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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