you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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