I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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