He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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