There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Randomize