I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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