I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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