I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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