Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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