I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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