My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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