Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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