The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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