the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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